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2006/05/22 Some people get drunk and some people get drunkPeople often come to me and ask: "Andrea, how do you discriminate from the occasional drunk and the professional drunk?"
Well, I say, the art is in the details. Read this article for example. Even thought the occasional drunk would have broken in a funeral house, peed in the the fake flowers pot and then pass out in one of the coffins, just like the professional one, he or she would not have taken the time to take his/her pants and boots off before taking the Dracula nap! Yes, this is the fine work of the artisan drunk, somebody that takes pride in his/her own work!
...and that is how you know when you been outdrunked. 2005/11/17 Stupid people have good ideasIt's a common misconception that stupid people don't have good idea. Well, here's the proof that even if you are stupid you can get a good idea!
World peace in my pants 2005/08/11 If you talk to a lion at least learn the language first!I have a weird sense of humor but this stuff is too funny!!
2005/04/19 Names and meaningsYou know how generally names have a meaning? Like Mr. Bakers has that name because he was the baker in town and Mr. Rossi was called Rossi because he belonged to the Party of the Reds… What I want to know is: Why do they call Hitchcock… HitchCock? 2005/03/02 Deal with the good weather!
We had the best weather for the past couple of weeks and when I saw this sign I had to crack up!! |
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